Sweet!

I haven't been this happy since...I don't think I've ever been this happy. I am sitting on my couch blogging away on my spanking new laptop. I've never had a laptop before, so it's interesting getting used to the basics, like moving the cursor around (although I do have a nifty wireless mouse) and the relatively flat keyboard. Anyway, my laptop ROCKS! It sure does work a lot better than the desktop I've got, the desktop that now belongs to everyone in the house. Oh happy day.

SNL - Digital Short - A Special Christmas Box *Uncensored Ve

I think I love the shaggy haired boy Andy Samberg and the I date older women Justin Timberlake (good for me, I'm the same age as his ex!)
1. Cut a hole in the box.
2. Put your junk in the box.
3. Make her open the box.

Priceless.

Soccer Mom Ho Redux

I'm still getting the hang of the whole embedding youtube vids and stuff, so the links I wanted in the original post didn't show up. You can find Feministing here and Broad Comedy here.

Soccer Mom Ho

I love these ladies. I linked to them from Feministing, a fantastic feminist blog. Warning: Explicit Lyrics. Please go check out their website, they've got more videos. I'm thinking of changing the title of my blog to Soccer Mom Ho even though not one of my girls actually plays soccer (even though we live in Soccer Mecca Brazil.) Notice that when the Ho's are referring to their soccer playing children they're girls even though in the end it's their male children that shout out. Soccer is such a girly thing.

Weekend Update: Blackness Scale

I giggled like crazy with this. Scales of Soul. Obama is whiter than Bill Clinton. Gotta love it!